I had the oddest dream this afternoon which I can call a semi-nightmare. Why? Because I never have nightmares. Not the kind that makes you get up sweating and feeling like you ran a hundred miles because some monster was chasing you. Not those.

In the dream... I was in a cave and supposed to be slaying monsters. Well, not monsters per se, maybe demon-like women? There were eight of them, and I think they were prostitutes or something meant to tempt travelers or something. Anyway, there I was with a group of people whom I met halfway through the journey, and I recall vaguely that we were trying to escape from the cave and we had to fight these creatures. I don't remember why I felt scared, but I think it was due to the fact that the cave was dark and there was this sense that I had... like I couldn't trust the people around me. Something about maybe them being an illusion, and just waiting to pounce on me the moment I let my guard down. The most vivid part of the entire dream was this samurai monster, which I kept hacking and hacking, but its pieces kept crawling back towards me. I recall using a sword to slice of its head with one stroke, but it just kept coming back (no, this wasn't the part where I felt afraid). Almost to the end of the dream, we had reached the end of the tunnel and the only way was up. Then this samurai thing (which I threw over the cliff and into the sea, all its part not in tact) was grown into the wall, think... Pirates of the Carribean, yeah, the part where Orlando's dad was this half sea creature thingy and half man. So anyway, the monster kept repeating "I'll eat you for lunch" (or something to that effect) and I used the sword to pick out its eyeballs and said "Eat this." Yeah, it was pretty weird, cuz there were many replicas of the monster, and each time they said that line, I gave them their eyeballs to eat. Finally, the last monster took his own eyeballs and ate them, which I don't know why, but was a fascinating thing to watch.

I'm weird.