Interesting customers today, spoiled little bunch of buggers. I don't see what's the point of having a huge ass round table for you when there's only 2 people and they don't weigh 500 pounds. We had like 3 customers (which is actually quite a lot) who absolutely refused to sit in the restaurant unless they got nice fancy couch seats. Hello? If you want it that badly, why don't you call in a bunch of friends? That way, we'll definitely have to give it to you.

This one customer took the cake for Most Unbelievable Customer (in my book, of course). He came in with this woman, who I suppose is his girlfriend (she looked a little old though) and wanted to sit at a 5 seater table. Now, we don't normally allow this, since it's Friday night, dinner time, and the dinner crowd was gonna come in soon. Naturally, he insisted upon it. Can't do much about it, but we had to kick them out of that seat since there aren't many 5 seater tables around. So Eddie told them that the table was already reserved (which is actually a ploy to get them to move) and the guy threw a huge fuss, demanding to see the manager. Well, if we want to kick you from that seat, we'll damn well kick you from it, and there's nothing you can do about it. So he got kicked out, acted really pissy about it (although I didn't witness firsthand his hissy fit because I was carrying the drinks out from the bar) and...

I came back in only to hear a really loud "Fuck you!" directed towards the waiters, which made me really confused. Why would they be shouting "fuck you" for something stupid like shifting tables? Thinking I must've misheard the guy or something, I just looked around in confusion. Then, the guy just reached out his hand and knocked over our sign (the one that says "50% off all pasta..." making me go "WTF?" Yeah, I didn't mishear the "fuck you", which is completely ridiculous. Come on, who goes around shouting (yes, shouting loud enough that other patrons turned around at the commotion) fuck you just because you have to change tables? Geez. *Rolls eyes*

Then, you'll get customers who just refuse to sit at two-seater tables for god knows what bloody reason. Point out one table to them and it's "No", another and you get the same reply. Well, what the fuck do you want me to do? Force everybody else to leave when you're not spending more than a hundred bucks, you bloody cheapskate who just wants to play footsie with your stupid girlfriend? The worst part is when they start looking around at bigger tables with about 2 people seated because the others haven't arrived yet (open your eyes you stupid bugger) and start making a fuss over it. Whatever. Why don't you come back at say... 10pm? Then we'll give you any seat you want.

Geez, do they think waiters are Gods of the restaurants or something?