A perfect example of the Muslims' idea of justice: The bounty on Salman Rushdie's head. Reading the article on it just the other day made me enraged at the idea of such ridiculous notions of upholding religious justice. If you want to know more, just read this.

In case you're lazy, I'll sum it up. A book titled "The Satanic Verses" caused major controversy because apparently Rushdie had insulted the Muslim religion to the extent where the Prophet's wives were called whores etc. Iran's leader, having a major stick up his ass was pissed off that his god was insulted in such a way and called a death order to Rushdie, urges all "zealous Muslims" to kill the man if they ever see him or find someone who can do it if they can't. In fact, these stupid little bastards ended up killing translators of the book and keep issuing little notices and announcements stating that they would like to murder Rushdie. How perfectly fucking ridiculous.

Now you'll hear my say on it. Would you shoot a man because he said God was a bloody little prick who knows jackshit? I might be angry, but it's a little overboard to say, stab the man to death simply for making a statement like that. Do you see religious groups ordering their people to start killing everyone who say a single negative word against their beliefs (with the exception of Muslims, of course)? The part which I hated the most is that no one is allowed to insult the Islamic religion. Are we not allowed to mouth opinions? Apparently not in Islamic cases. What we are supposed to do is nod our heads and say "Oh, yes. Would you like me to go down on you again?" Fucking little whoresons. I'm sorry, but these people (and countries) deserve a big ol' "Fuck you" in their faces and a shot in the face, before they come after you with their 'parang' and whatnot. To impose their ideas and principles, not allowing differing opinions, and squealing about how we aren't respectful of their religion just makes me want to turn my back and ignore them for the rest of my life, amidst all the uproar. Someone should just say "shut the fuck up and sit down; you're in my country, play by my rules or I'll have your brain sautéed and served." What kind of fucked up asshole goes around killing innocent people for publishing the bloody book? Translating it? Being involved in it?

Archaic beliefs like these just makes me even more convinced that the asshole who issued such orders has a major superiority complex, can't take criticism, and has a huge tennis racket up his ass going "fuck me, fuck me".